“I love Iker a lot, he’s a great captain and a great guy. I don’t think anyone has something bad to say.”
“Iker and I have gone through good and bad moments together. We spent many years together which brings you closer.”
“I have to publicly admit that I have a lot of affection for Iker.” - Xavi Hernandez
Dedicated to Xavi Hernandez’s Crush on Iker Casillas:
(Sung to the Tune of Taylor Swift’s “You Belong with Me”)
You’re on the pitch with your bf, you’re upset/He made an error and let a goal in your net/ ‘Cause he doesn’t, play Real Football, like I do./ ‘Cause he wears Green Pants/ I’m in Blaugrana/ I tell you “Come to Barca!” / You say, “I don’t wanna!”/ Iker when I’m with you I feel 6ft tall / So why not leave Madrid and stop the anti-football?
(P.S. this might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever made. To tide us over before we all want to kill each other.)