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Now we know why he cries a lot.
Marilyn Monroe with Mesut Ozil eyes
“The way you talk about him, you’d think this Xavi guy was an evil wizard or something.” - My Friend.
Why yes. Yes he is.
Xavi looks very disappointed to be cast in such an anti-role.
(Source: yousuckmcbain)
(Source: beckhamburger)
Someone told me he reminded them of a brontosaurus and then this happened.
“I love Iker a lot, he’s a great captain and a great guy. I don’t think anyone has something bad to say.”
“Iker and I have gone through good and bad moments together. We spent many years together which brings you closer.”
“I have to publicly admit that I have a lot of affection for Iker.” - Xavi Hernandez
Dedicated to Xavi Hernandez’s Crush on Iker Casillas:
(Sung to the Tune of Taylor Swift’s “You Belong with Me”)
You’re on the pitch with your bf, you’re upset/He made an error and let a goal in your net/ ‘Cause he doesn’t, play Real Football, like I do./ ‘Cause he wears Green Pants/ I’m in Blaugrana/ I tell you “Come to Barca!” / You say, “I don’t wanna!”/ Iker when I’m with you I feel 6ft tall / So why not leave Madrid and stop the anti-football?
(P.S. this might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever made. To tide us over before we all want to kill each other.)
(via scratchinghisbaldhead)
Little known fact, “me, you, fuck fuck” was a favourite pick-up line of unicorns to virgins during the Middle Ages.
If you’ve read ‘I Am Zlatan’ this needs no explanation.
(Source: barcelonaa-messi-ftw, via fyeahpenguins)
